They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Most men say if you feed them, sex them and let them watch the game they are happy.

On the flip side I’ve heard it said that the way to a woman’s heart is to make her laugh.   Most women seem to feel that if you give them attention and affection and make her feel like she’s a top priority to you that she will be happy.

Now, looking back at both of these list of what keeps the other happy they seem to be pretty simple AND inexpensive so will someone please tell me your take on where the problems lie?